With college football starting I will start posting some different things or complain (mostly likely) about Texas A&M's football coaching staff. I thought these below were pretty funny.
Oklahoma -- "Anyone know if they're hiring at the local car dealership?"
Florida State -- "Do you think Florida is a better football or basketball school? I just can't decide!"
UCLA -- "How is it you play in the Rose Bowl six times a year, but never in January?"
Virginia Tech -- "Why aren't you wearing that throwback No. 7 jersey to the game today?"
Florida -- "Dillard's is having a sale on jorts."
USC -- "Any decent running back can make a fourth-and-2."
Texas A&M -- "Stadium-wide group hugs at the end of a game always make the loss easier to take, right?"
Notre Dame -- "Was it on the eighth day God gave you your last national championship?"
Texas -- in triplicate, as fans of various rivals made sport of the Longhorns' recent spate of legal issues -- "I hear Mack Brown is using a police scanner for recruiting purposes."
"Book 'em, Horns."
"Got handcuffs?"
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