To Funny

Buddy sent this to me. Lyrics below. No educational value. Just entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewiXA_he6VQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbigpicture%2Etypepad%2Ecom%2F

There's a fine, fine line between investment grade and junk
There's a fine, fine line between liquidity and a crunch
And you never know 'til you settle up if the credit is benign
There's a fine, fine line between a gain and a painful decline

There's a fine, fine line between the theories and the facts
And there's a fine, fine line between what's solid and what cracks
And now my holdings badly misbehave and my losses aren't confined '
Cause there's a fine, fine line between a gain and a painful decline

For years I piled on debt and smiled as my profits soared
(I even bought a solid gold toilet, yeah)
Now I see that I can't be levered this much any more
(panicking, I'm panicking, I think I've soiled myself)
Bernanke, please save me, cut rates, oh I implore...(please, even 50 bps)

There's a fine, fine line between a bull and a bear
And there's a fine, fine line between delight and despair
I'm hoping I'll avoid the pain to come from trades yet to unwind
But there's a fine, fine line between a gain and a crippling, crushing, mortally wounding decline(help me)